Ten top cleaning tips for Men.... as written by a Woman - August 2009
10. Just because something hasn’t moved for a while doesn’t mean you should throw it out! – wait for it to start moving, kill it, then throw it out.
9. Remove all your old but favorite shirts from the wardrobe and hide them until your wife has done the spring cleaning - then put them back.
8. Washing and polishing the car in the GARAGE isn’t technically considered house work.
7. Buying your wife a self-cleaning oven for her birthday is a “nice” gesture, but it shouldn’t be considered your share of the house work for the next year.
6. Just because the dog doesn’t die when drinking from the toilet isn’t an indication that the bathroom is clean.
5. Contrary to popular male belief using car parts to accessorise the living room is always a fashion faux pas!
4. Sticking a “do not touch awaiting repair” sign on the fridge isn’t an acceptable excuse for not cleaning it.
3. Naming and issuing birth certificates for all the creepy crawlies you find in the hope of cashing in on a future internet based novelty item idea - isn’t being particularly realistic.
2. Most people overlook the benefits of flame throwers. Using flame retardant paint on all your walls and furniture makes using one of these “crispy cleaners” both fun and effective.
And the number one tip for men is:
1. Start first with yourself - then take a look at the house (taken from the book according to women Psalm 1)
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